My arch-nemesis "Phyllis" (middle-aged, Cheezit-loving, loud-breathing cube mate) has already exceeded her average number (9) of daily personal calls.
The increase in calls can be attributed to her god-forsaken cat Cookie. Typically I listen to her personal life unfold throughout the day: her nephew's low-income housing applications, her husbands sleep schedule (lately he's been waking up at 1 p.m.), her grocery shopping list (cherries are on special at Safeway), her colonoscopy test results, etc etc. But lately, Cookie has been the special topic.
Cookie, formerly known as Pin Dragon, is her recently adopted Siamese cat.
I have some bad news: Cookie stopped moving this weekend. From the stories she tells I assume it looked like the cat pictured above.
Today, Cookie was taken to the vet, where they discovered he had devoured ant poisoning.
Stay posted to learn more about Cookie's pending death.
2 comments:
I can't wait to visit GCI San Francisco...it's like a never ending episode of The Office!
hahah oh dear lord. just what i needed to read first thing in the morning...keep me posted!!
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