Printa X

3:15 p.m. is typically the dullest time of the day, but not today, my friends... not today.

I had just started to fall asleep with my eyes open when I heard some sweet beats blastin' behind me. It was some new-age hip-hop (if that's possible). Before I knew it, I was tappin' my foot, bobbin' the head and waiting for the lyrics to begin. I figured my co-worker clicked on a YouTube link or something.

But just as I turned around to ask if it was Kanye, Timbaland, or even Vanilla Ice, I discovered it wasn't my coworker at all. It was the XEROX6200DP, aka, the color printer.

I sat back and relaxed until the print job was completed. I shall call him Printa X. The baddest beat-maker around.