"Here's to you... my number one" (Usher reference)
Well, if you're reading this blog and you're NOT my number one fan (details to be divulged soon enough) you should start feeling guilty for taking taking taking and never giving (to me).
Today I got into work bright and early only to find a package at my desk.
Internal thought process:
"Ooooo looky here, a package... hmmm it rattles. A rattle snake? No. Too obvious. Jelly beans? Nah, Easter is long gone. Maybe branded company whistles, or something equally useless to use for recruitment. Wait, why am I still guessing? It's not like Christmas where I have to wait to open it. Alright - here goes..."
Well, my friends. I opened and it was two giant movie theatre-style boxes of Good and Plenty's (see previous blog posting on Grandma Candy) with a note reading "keep on blogging :)"
It was my first tangible form of fan mail. I feel like David Cassidy must have felt... receiving gifts from his crazy girl fan base.
To my number one fan: Thanks for the encouragement. I couldn't be as hilarious as I am without fans like you supporting me.
To all you other freeloaders: Send me something.
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