For those of you that know me (lucky), you likely know I'm a very finicky eater. And even the smell of certain foods can result in an anxiety attack or violent vomiting.
I despise many, many foods. On the most hated foods list appears: Beans, Potatoes and Cheez-its. Yes, Cheez-its. You may know them as the "Big Cheese Taste." But I know them as 26 by 24 mm of hell.
Well guess who loves those sharp yellow cheese crackers? My loud-breathing, loud-eating junky Phyllis look-alike neighbor. Seriously, who the F eats Cheez-its at 8 a.m.???? The stench makes me gag and not only do I smell it, but I HEAR it.
I hear her pudgy little fingers reaching in the box getting a grip on a giant handful. I hear her loudly breathing through her nose while she shoves the food in her mouth, And I can hear those crunchy snack bites melting away in her mouth.
I can't take it. But what do I say? "Hi. Can you stop eating? It really bothers me."
I hear her pudgy little fingers reaching in the box getting a grip on a giant handful. I hear her loudly breathing through her nose while she shoves the food in her mouth, And I can hear those crunchy snack bites melting away in her mouth.
I can't take it. But what do I say? "Hi. Can you stop eating? It really bothers me."
I'm putting on my ipod now. Ti's my only hope for sanity...
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