The Gift That Says "I Own Your Balls"

Valentine's Day is soon approaching, and for all of you that are still racking your brains searching for the perfect gift, well, look no further.



SMITTENS! The number one way to own your significant other's balls.


This gift not only says "I own you," but it also challenges your boyfriend or husband's manhood. What will he choose - you and your junky gift, or his masculinity.


These gems can be found at Restoration Hardware. Yeah, this is seriously a product. No photo shopping was involved in this post.


Note: Thanks to CrunchGear (http://www.crunchgear.com/) for bringing this ridiculousness to my attention.