You read it right. My boss gave me this advice today. But, let's take a moment and put this all in context.
I had a first date last night, and my boss overheard us talking about it. So she came up to me later and said "sooooooooo how was the date?" I was feeling overly forthcoming, and I answered with "well, it went really well, well I thought it went well -- but he wasn't very affectionate so I'm not sure if he was feelin it (Seriously I dont know why I shared this)."
Her response (WARNING: If you have small children nearby, don't let them read this):
I had a first date last night, and my boss overheard us talking about it. So she came up to me later and said "sooooooooo how was the date?" I was feeling overly forthcoming, and I answered with "well, it went really well, well I thought it went well -- but he wasn't very affectionate so I'm not sure if he was feelin it (Seriously I dont know why I shared this)."
Her response (WARNING: If you have small children nearby, don't let them read this):
Well, don't be such a slut.
Me: ______________ (no words)
Her: (clearly noting my shock) You know that episode on Sex and the City where Carrie says "Are we all sluts?" Because Aidan won't have sex with her in season 3 when they started dating... and she asked him why... and he said because he was trying to be romantic about dating her....
Me: Oh, well, yeah. I do remember, but... I think this is different.
Her: Well. That's my only advice - don't be a slut.
Me: ______________ (no words)
Her: (clearly noting my shock) You know that episode on Sex and the City where Carrie says "Are we all sluts?" Because Aidan won't have sex with her in season 3 when they started dating... and she asked him why... and he said because he was trying to be romantic about dating her....
Me: Oh, well, yeah. I do remember, but... I think this is different.
Her: Well. That's my only advice - don't be a slut.
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