Junky Alert: what you are about to read is something really junky
Story:
My friend, who we shall call Sally, was casually dating this guy about a month ago (we shall call him Hardy) -- Since then they have stopped seeing eachother on his terms. So today she's minding her business when she gets a text from him out of the blue (they have not corresponded in a month) and he says: We need to talk.
Sally texts back: Just call me.
(he doesn't)
Sally texts: I'm freaking out.
Hardy texts: I just found out I have herpes. You should probably get tested.
Sally: FREAKS OUT. Pretty much jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge because her life, as she knows it, is over.
Hardy: Texts her a while later: April Fools.
Sally: Is trying to figure out her alibi for tonight around 10 p.m.
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