You're Not Cool Even If Your Nine Year-Old Says Otherwise

Crocs. What comes to mind?

Here are things that come to my mind:

- NO
- HAHAHA
- Oh, Jesus.
- Put those away
- Do you get blisters?

Here is what I do NOT think of:

Imagine how shocked and appalled I was to see a well-groomed 40 year-old man in a suit get off the bus wearing... CROCS. Are you understanding me? A nice black suit, with CROCS on!!!!
I hung my head, took a moment, and counted my blessings. I was never raised to think such fashion disasters were acceptable.

Let's all take a moment and bow our heads...