As a previous blog posting reports, I do not currently have a functioning right hand. This means shaving my legs is more like self-mutilation than personal upkeep.
My legs look similar to Dick Cheney's friend's (Harry Whittington) face after he was hit with birdshot pellets. I'm happy to report I have not yet suffered a silent heart attack from these wounds. If only Harry had been so lucky...
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