Have you ever heard Usher's retarded song called "Make Love in This Club?" No? Maybe? Let me jog your memory with a few key lyrics:
"I'll be like your medicine, you'll take every dose of me. It's going down on aisle 3. I'll bag you like some groceries"
(Um... what?)
"Have you ever made love to a thug in the club with his sights on? 87 Jeans and a fresh pair of Nikes on. On the couch, on the table, on the bar, or on the floor. You can meet me in the bathroom yeah you know I'm tryna go"
(I know I've made love to a thug in a club, but.... can't remember if there were a fresh pair of Nikes on....)
Ok, well I bring up this junk-tastic song because these very lyrics have inspired the mechanical animal performers of Chuck-E-Cheese/Showbiz Pizza (same thing in my book) to actually "perform" this song.
This YouTube video has been out for a bit, but I cannot stop laughing my ass off about it. Check it out. And watch all of it, we wouldn't want you missing the lyrics about the fresh Nikes... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8AwQHusZw
Genius. Pure Genius. If only I had the steady hand and/or the technology to pull this off myself...
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