Drinking Out of a Vase: The New Pimp Cup

Alert: I am really really sick. "Want-to-die" sick. "I'd rather be George Bush's Mistress Than be This Sick" sick. You get it? Ok. So because I'm so miserable I've been taking a gazillion Nyquils a night. The problem is that when I get to work I'm still basically sleeping.

This became apparent to my office today when I was walking around drinking water out of a vase. I honest to god had no clue it was a vase. I just thought it was a really big glass. So as I'm pouring water into my mouth (no sipping with this bad boy) my co-worker says: "Dude. You should really go home."

Me: (eyes still crusted shut, basically drooling out of the side of my mouth and rocking side to side) Why?

Her: Well, first of all, you look like that (referencing my sleepy state), but also you're drinking out of a vase.

Me: What are you talking about

Her: LOOK! YOU'RE DRINKING OUT OF A VASE

Me: (looking at the "glass") Really?

Her: YES

Me: Shit. I should go home.

Ok. So, while drinking out of a vase was a "mistake" it still is a pretty funny idea. I think I may start a trend...