Monday, April 21, 2008

I'm Watching You Watching Me

Get this: There is a bathroom scale in the women's bathroom in my new office space. Does this scream "eating-disorder-waiting-to-happen" to anyone else? I can feel it's beady eyes on me every time I go into the bathroom. I refuse to give it any attention (ie: stand on it) but I know someday I'll give in.

It now makes sense why the new neighbors are all skinny bitches that never eat (except the lady that looks like Phyllis -- she eats -- a lot).

Sigh.

3 comments:

Nikki said...

You should never go on scales. They are crazy devices. Def influence eating disorders. But did you see the deodorant in the bathroom? That's even more weird. It's like community d...

M. said...

I once rented a house with a bunch of girls, and an old tennant had left behind a scale. We all took it out to the trash together and cheered as we threw it away.

I think you need to find out if there's one in the men's room (of course there won't be).

B L T said...

i was about to say point out the scale too!