Does anyone else find it strange that Jamba sounds just like Jambi? Well I do. I think it's pretty F'ing crazy. For those of you out there who are drawing a blank, let me refresh your old decrepit memory: Jambi was the genie on Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse. Ok, got it? Good, let's move on.Now, I've never been one for conspiracy theories (lie), but I think we may have one on our hands here. Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse and the magical character Jambi (Mekaleka Hi Meka Hiney Ho) were around long before the birth of Jamba Juice. So what was the owner trying to tell us with his name and logo that resembles a genie coming out of a bottle? I think I know the truth.
Could it BE that the owner of Jamba Juice also owns syndication rights to the one-time hit show and Pee Wee franchise (agree with me)?? The owner is casting subliminal messages onto the unsuspecting public in hopes that we'll demand more Pee Wee and he will make more money.
Makes sense? Right? If you think "no" still say yes to my face or I"ll immediately judge you and call you stupid (behind your back).
So the next time you walk by a Jamba Juice store and a get a craving for a Razzmatazz just remember -- what you're supposed to be craving is more Cowboy Curtis, Chairry, Globey, Randy, the King of Cartoons and, of course, Jambi.
Mekaleka Hi Meka Hiney Ho
2 comments:
Does that mean we are also supposed to subconciously want to get arrested for public indecency? I hope not because I love me some Jamba Juice, but would prefer to avoid being arrested and public indecency of any kind....
This blog is high-larious. Keep it comin, Trina.
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