The bear-shaped honey bottle and I had yet another stand-off today. When the jar was full of honey, all was right in the world. But as more and more honey is consumed, it take 3 hours to get anything out of the bottle, and then it the cap gets glued shut, etc etc.
The delay in honey coming out of the jar causes much impatience on my part, and as a result I do a lot of angry shaking of the bear.
Apparently the bear had enough, and today he retaliated. He got so mad the top of his head exploded off, and there is now honey in my keyboard. I attempted to wipe it up with a kleenex- which was probably the dumbest thing I've done (today).
The honey proceeded to get thinner from the heat of the computer and melted quicker in the cracks of the keys. The bear had it's way with me. I surrender. I wave my white flag.
Honey Bear: You win, You always do...
War casualties: Space bar, Alt key and Ctrl key.
3 comments:
[Insert the playing of Taps slowly with an army trumpet]
You read my mind. Can't believe you just said that!! HAHAHA
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