Hello? Is it me you're looking for, earring?
I've lost one of my bangin' gold hoop earrings, which has left me looking like a dirty pirate hooker. Come backkkkkkkkkk
About you: You are half of my fav pair of earrings. You are a beautiful gold hoop with a tiger eye stone dangling at the end.
About me: I need you. I've got places to be after work, and I can't possibly go with one earring -- and going without any earrings makes me feel naked.
Perhaps you were abducted. If that's the case, whatever devil woman (suspect pictured below) at work found my amazing earring and decided to keep it for personal gain- I suggest returning it promptly.
Suspect:
1 comment:
oh my god. now i know why you were cracking up. you're hilarious
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