Homeless Man Speaks "Dog"

Tonight I was waiting for the bus when I heard barking nearby. Nothing out of the ordinary... just a dog barking... waaaaaaaaait a minute... that actually doesn't sound very much like a dog. Hmmmm where is this noise coming from??

I peered across the street, only lit by the dim glow of the liquor store Budweiser sign and sure enough I saw a weathered man barking. Yep, barking, like really loudly. But wait, what is he barking at? Ohhhhhhh that makes sense... he is barking at a DOG. Ummm.

Poor German Shepherd with tied up to a fire hydrant, relaxed and looking up at the loon with those big puppy eyes, seemingly asking, "What the f*ck?" The homeless man continued to come closer and closer to the dog barking louder and louder each time. The dog clearly didn't give a shit and never barked back.

Feeling hopeless and alone, the man stumbled into the liquor store, likely to speak Chinese to the cashier.